Daily Joke: A Sailor's Rescue
A shipwrecked sailor spent several years on a deserted island, until one morning he spotted a ship offshore.
A smaller vessel approached him, and the officer in charge handed him a bundle of newspapers, saying:
The captain said to read through these and let us know if you still want to be rescued.
This joke highlights the unexpected twist on being rescued.
Author's summary: Sailor's rescue has a surprising condition.