Daily Joke: A Drunken Husband's Witty Comeback
A man's wife, tired of his drunken antics, devised a plan to scare him straight on Halloween night.
She donned a devil suit and hid behind a tree, waiting for her husband to come home from the pub.
"I'm the Devil," she said, attempting to intimidate him.
However, her husband's response was unexpected and humorous: "Well, come on home with me," he said, "I married your sister."
This joke showcases the husband's quick wit and ability to think on his feet, even in an inebriated state.
Author's summary: Funny joke about a drunken husband.